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wife TV par match dekh rahi thi
husband ready ho kar smart banke bola,
'DARLING MAIN KAISA LAG RAHA HUN?
Tabhi wife jor se chillayi,
CHHAKKAAAAA.......

Girl to Rambev Baba-
Agar me kisi boy ko KISS karu to kya hoga.? ?
Baba- ye to ghor paap hai, Sidhe narak me jaogi..
Girl- Aurr agar tumhe KISS karu to..?
Rambev Baba- chalaak ladki. . . .swarg jana chahti he.:P

Yamraj ask 3 ladies. Kabhi kiss kiya hai?
1st lady : Shadi se pehle
yamraj : Nark mei jao.
2nd lady : Shadi ke baad
yamraj : swarg mei jao
3rd lady : kabhi nahi
yamraj : kone mei aao.