Banta Sari Raat Mujra Dekhte Raha..
Subah Mujrewali: Saheb Humne Aapko Khus kar dia. Ab Aap Humko Khus Kar do.
Banta: Acha Ab tu Baith Main Nachta Hu..
Hotel me khane ke bad Santa hath ke bajay Basin Dhone Laga.
Waiter:Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa:Kamine,mujhe bhi English Aati Hai.
Yeh kya Likha hai Dekh:-"WASH BASIN"
GIRL- Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
SANTA- yes
GIRL- Lekin Tumhe to Meri Parwah hi Nahi Hai,
SANTA- Oye, Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ka Parwah Nahi Karte.
Geography Sir:
Batao baccho INDIA me sabse
jyada baarish kaha girti hai?
After thinking a lot Santa said :
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Zameen par!
Related SMS : Funny,
Santa Banta
