Majedar SMS - 2

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Doctor Patient k Peeche Bhaag Raha Tha.
Logo ne Pucha:'Kya hua?'
Doc: 4 Bar Aisa Hua.
Saala Brain Operation k Bahane Aata Hai aur Baal Katwake Bhag Jata Hai.

Husband: Mujhe Lottery Lage to Tum Kya Karogi?
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Wife: Aadhe Paise Leke Hamesha Ke Liye Maayke Chali Jaungi.

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Husband: 100 ki Lagi hai, Ye Le 50. Aur Nikal..:D 

Height of Embarasment....
A Man Siting With His Wife in Car..
Another Lady Comes & Says-
"Paise Pehle le Lena Bahen,Yeh Admi Baad me Lafra Karta Hai."